Family Guy

The one story that gets told at least five times a year was about my step dad and one of his three brothers. One year when my step dad and his brother Luke were about ten years old their father bought them a miniature motor cycle designed to look like a chopper. So he gets on the motor cycle and tells his brother Luke to get on the back. He get going at some where around 20 miles per hour and tells Luke to put his arms up. At this point he makes a sharp turn and sends Luke flying into the bushes.

If you could take only five things

If I could only take five things with me to a desert island they would have to be:
A tent large enough to stand in almost like a small guest bedroom.
A solar re chargeable electric car or some type of vehicle for transporting anything I need.
A fishing net.
A lighter with a lifetime supply of fuel.
and to top it all off a knife set for skinning fish and cutting different types of wood on the island.

You wont like me when im angry

Incompetence is the number one thing that ticks me off. I cannot stand to listen to someone present something in class that has no idea what they are talking about. They babble on using the word um frequently as they attempt to speak to a crowed of people fooling them into thinking he knows about his/her topic.

The best place ever

The best place that I have ever been was my uncles house in Orlando Florida. He is a fairly wealthy man that lives in a private community with golf carts and such. When I first arrived I instantly felt at home. He had a 72 inch flat screen t.v. in the living room and a 30 inch in my own room that I stayed in his house. He has an indoor pool right in the back of his house that I could use at will no matter what them time is. On nights I couldn't sleep around 1 a.m. I would go and wade in the pool for a while. In this private community he lived in there was a mall not 1 mile away from his house. He gave me a special guest pass so that I could use his golf cart type car to go to the local mall and buy a new skateboard or whatever was needed. I could do the same with the grocery store or anything else I needed while I stayed. This man has the life and it was the best place I had ever been. As a bonus he also left me 30 thousand dollars in his will.